trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds

(via kings---cross)


lianneyy:

expectopatrowhat:

iamthekingofsassgard:

bucketchallenge:

Robert Pattinson

i caNT BREATHE

OH MY GOD

ugh he’s so fucking hot

(via boring-adolescence)





snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via trust)






multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(via fake-mermaid)


illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

image

(via fake-mermaid)


jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

(via fake-mermaid)